From left: Younger, Faster, Better Looking
Coming in hot is an understatement.
In his rookie year, this Jumper blasted onto the scene with a lead over The GOAT Tugboat for the Top Dog Spot.
Instead of getting older, our Jumpers have been getting younger, faster, and better looking, in new recruits like Kristian LaPointe. This former collegiate running back is a triple-threat in that department.
His success does not surprise me. He comes from the hardest working family in all of Abington, and maybe the world. Please help this rookie make history and support his campaign.